Person 100:02
It is the Fourth of July.
Person 200:04
At least not today.
Person 100:04
There's gonna be much more of those.
Person 200:07
Not today.
Person 100:08
Oh yeah, there will be. Americans, fireworks.
Person 200:14
Can you do it, like, in the parking lot, though?
Person 100:16
Yeah. Yeah. And they will.
Person 200:20
Should we buy a couple for that day?
Person 100:24
We should.
Person 200:24
We should. Me and my family have never done this.
Person 100:28
Really?
Person 200:29
Never.
Person 100:30
Well, let's take your mom, and your brother, and Carol, and go buy fireworks together.
Person 200:40
At least my mom. I don't know if my brother and Carol want that, but-
Person 100:43
That's fine. But at least your mom.
Person 200:45
Mm-hmm.
Person 100:48
That's what I'm kinda working the recipes towards is American fucking Fourth of July. This is what we do. We get drunk and fucking blow shit up. [firework explodes]
Person 201:04
It came from right here, right?
Person 101:06
Around here. Yeah.
Person 201:09
Should we go investigate?
Person 101:10
No.
Person 201:11
No? No. Okay, well...
Person 101:15
Let's see.
Person 201:21
Why are they doing it before the date? To test them?
Person 101:24
Because that's what we do.
Person 201:25
They can't wait?
Person 101:27
[laughs] Yeah, you can't wait.
Person 201:28
[laughs]
Person 101:30
You can start buying them. As soon as you can buy them, you set them off. How'd those work out for you?
Person 201:45
Good. [firecrackers popping] [people chattering]