Doug BerryUS: We liked him really
SM: I loved him dearly
All: Oh, how we miss you, Jackie…
US: But you were the one, who took on this poor orphan, for us to then abuse, and to the outside world exclude!
SM: Well if I hadn’t, it would surely have been considered in certain circles quite rude!
SM: And where would he be, if I hadn’t saved him from such a cruel sea?
US: No doubt in a much better place, and now sleeping, quite peacefully!
US: Oh, we liked him really
SM: I loved him dearly
All: Oh, how we miss you, Jackie…
US: And it was you, who worked him too hard
SM: Well, it was good for him, kept him nice and trim
SM: So what about you, who had him running around day and night, looking after all your every unladylike needs
US: Excuse us please! That’s just hard cheese! It was all part of his job description. For which, we never heard him quibble or make mention
US: Oh, we liked him really
SM: I loved him dearly
All: Oh, how we miss you, Jackie…
US: So what about you, who glued his butt to the loo
SM: Well it wasn’t intentional, just accidental! The top came off after quite a severe cough. And it went everywhere, but there must have been some left, that just hadn’t been rubbed off…
SM: But it was you two, who actually put his head down the lavatory
US: Yes, but only so he could see, if he’d now then, cleaned it all off, properly!
US: Oh, we liked him really
SM: I loved him dearly
All: Oh, how we miss you, Jackie…
All: Oh, how we miss you Jackie. We’re now on our knees. Begging you to find it in your heart, to forgive us please…
US: We liked him really
SM: I loved him dearly
All: Oh, how we miss you, Jackie…
All: Oh, how we miss you, Jackie…