The Greatest

Good evening, Mr. President, good evening, Mr. Trump

So tell me how'd your day go, what've you done

Oh — you ended the war with Iran, just like that

And gas prices are in free fall, ain't that a fact

You united the whole damn nation

Made America great again, that's your creation

Congratulations, boss, you've done it all

You lived up to every expectation, standing tall

There will never be a greater president

None with more wit

The world's in shambles, baby

But that's okay

'Cause it lies at your feet

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All of Canada admires you, Europe does too

You bring a smile to the Russians, the Chinese, and Pyongyang's crew

Your strategy is praised from every side

Total flexibility, boss, that's your pride

Anyone who don't understand that

Don't understand your greatness, that's a fact

There will never be a greater president

None with more wit

The world's in shambles, baby

But that's okay

'Cause it lies at your feet

The Greenlanders want to come back to the Empire

Same blood as America runs through their fire

Cuba wants to be the 52nd star

Gaza Strip is next, they won't get far

You know Bibi's heading the wrong direction

Only you can see the true connection

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Your great nation's looking for a way

To re-elect you, keep you here to stay

And many say that's not enough, not near

I want you the first hundred-year-old president here

That leaves plenty of time, so much time still

For more great deeds, boss, more of your will

There will never be a greater president

None with more wit

The world's in shambles, baby

But that's okay

'Cause it lies at your feet

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Good evening, Mr. President

Good evening, Mr. Trump

How was your day?

Please come on... and stay

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